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pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf

oceansanddaisies:

What a wonderful freezing cold day

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

b4sil:

genderbent basil 

texasassy:

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

thorki:

this video is 1 second long.  in one minute i could watch it 60 times.  in 2 i could watch it 120.  in an hour i could watch it 3,600 times.  in a year i could watch it 31,536,00.  in a decade - if i spend the next 10 years of my life watching this video - i could watch it 315532800 times.  this is incredible.  this video is my past present and future

ging-ler:

bjorgmans:

the saddest scene of frozen

I feel really bad for laughing

ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

5sosmichael:

introducing every song on the 5sos album like

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